Wednesday, January 21, 2009

No More Anal

Blogs suck.

I feel compelled to update this stupid thing even when I don't have anything going on.

I used to tell stories to plug in the gaps, but let's face it, how many times can one man talk about anal sex before it just becomes weird? I'm betting we crossed that line months ago, anyway.

So instead, I'm telling you guys if I'm eating healthy and whether or not I'm writing anything - I couldn't be more fucking boring if I tried. What comes next? Updates on whether or not I'm eating enough fiber? A live 24/7 colon cam?

I envy guys like Ken Levine who can update their blog every single damn day and have something interesting to say in most of them. I guess that's why he's a working writer and I'm not. I just don't have that kind of fortitude.

Anyway, I think the point is I'm not sure if I'm cut out to be a writer.

Maybe it's time to go back to marketing.

1 comment:

wonderwoman said...

don't stop writing. Do what you suggusted a few weeks ago. Get away for a few weeks go do something different it might get those creative juices flowing again. You need to experience something new or different in your life. It doesn't mean you can't be healthy when you do it. You can live healthy without being dead. You can still party and play and have fun use your imagation for fucking sake Daniel, I don't think your dick has cease to function or has it.